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Mark A Cella – The Greatest Man To Have Ever Lived

By Mark A Cella

I only met Mark A Cella once and this is what i discovered…

On Careers: Find out what it is in life that you don’t do well, and then don’t do that thing.

On Rollerblading: Uh NO. On Life: It’s never to early to start beefing up your obituary.

On the Two-Party System: The after party is the one you want to attend.

On Lady Luck: Be wary of a woman who only shows up when you’re winning.

Mark A. Cella wouldn’t be afraid to show his feminine side, if he one.

Alien abductors have asked him to probe them.

Mark A. Cella wouldn’t be afraid to show his feminine side, if he one.

His legend precedes him, the way lightning precedes thunder.

Mark A. Cella has amassed an incredibly large DVD library, and it is said that he never once alphabetized it.

If he were to mail a letter without postage it would still get there.

He can speak French in Russian. The ingredients of his tacos refuse to fall from the shell.

If he says it will cost an arm and a leg, it will.

He once punched a magician, that’ right you heard me.

He brakes down a pinata with a smile and a wink.

At museums he’s allowed to touch the art. He once challenged his own reflection to a stairing contest, on the fourth day he won.

His blood smells like cologne. His hands feel like rich brown suede.

I express reservations. I usually avoid the public limelight after my fling with the Princess Dolealanee of Angola caused such a spectacle.

Looking for more fun and adventure check out Mark A. Cella, and come back again to www.Mark-Cella.com to find the latest adventures of the Greatest Man to Ever Live, Mark A Cella.

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Cella, Mark A. "Mark A Cella – The Greatest Man To Have Ever Lived." Mark A Cella – The Greatest Man To Have Ever Lived. 30 Jun. 2010. uberarticles.com. 5 Mar 2015 <http://uberarticles.com/arts-and-entertainment/humor/mark-a-cella-the-greatest-man-to-have-ever-lived/>.

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