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The Best Short Mexican Jokes

By Ardelia Fonger

Q: Why don’t Mexicans have checking accounts? A: It’s too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.

Q: What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy? A: A Dry Martinez.

Q: What do you call a group of stoned Mexicans? A: Baked beans.

Q: When a Mexican runs into a wall whats the first thing that hits? A: His lawn mower.

Q: Why is there so little great Mexican literature? A: Spray paint wasn’t invented until 1950.

Q: Why is the average age of the Mexican army, 40? A: Because they take ‘em right out of high school!

Q: What do you call a kid that’s half Mexican and half Polish? A: Retardo.

Q: Why are there no Mexican pharmacies? A: They can’t figure out how to put the little bottles in the typewriter.

Q: What do you call A hardworking Mexican? A: Low Pay.

Q: What do you call a little Mexican? A: A paragraph, because he’s not quite an essay.

Q: Why don’t you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? A: Because it’s probably your bike.

Q: What did the Mexican do with his first fifty cent piece? A: He married her.

Q: Why did the Mexican cross the road? A: To get from abco to the orange groves.

Q: How many Mexicans does it take to eat an armadillo? A: Three, one to eat it and two to watch for cars.

Q: What do a Mexican and a skunk have in common? A: There both black and white and they both smell.

Q: Why did the Mexican government cancel both drivers education sex education in school? A: The donkey died.

Q: What do you say to a Mexican in a three-piece suit? A: Will the defendant please rise!

Q: What do you call An Mexican with a dog ? A: A vegetarian !

Q: What do a Mexican and an Oreo have in common? A: They are both black and white and come in packs of 40.

Q: How does every Mexican joke start? A: The teller looks over both his shoulders.

Q: How do you save a Mexican from drowning? A: Take your foot off his head.

Check out those great jokes books for more short Mexican jokes.

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