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Top 10 Worst Amazon Products – Funny Amazon Baby and Kid Items For Sale

By Starr Matthews

Yes, these products are really for sale on Amazon. These kid products will get you some strange looks if you’re caught with them in your house. Worse yet, you should only give any of these as gifts to a parent or parent-to-be if you are hoping never to be invited over to see their kids again (with the exception of item #1 which will guarantee you receive Godfather status).

Find inspiration from many gift ideas & recommendations on Bath Time Fun These presents & toys for babies & kids will ensure you never get caught without a great gift again!

$17,000 Pacifier (3 carat diamond & 14 carat white gold)

Perfect baby gift next time you are invited to the baby shower of Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, or any other celebrity with more money than sense.

Only 3 left in stock last time I checked, so hurry for yours. Also don’t forget to take advantage of the seller’s special offer – save $5.00 when you spend $49.99!

BOB – TV Screen Time Manager

BOB cuts the power off when the TV time hits a pre-set limit.

Is the parent who buys this really surprised their child would rather spend more time with the TV than with actual people?

Mommy’s Helper Kid Keeper (aka The Leash)

Below are real excerpts from positive Amazon comments:

* This leash is okay, it does the job but my son hates it.

* Allow the child to become accustomed to the harness BEFORE going out in public – take the child for walks around the house or in the yard.

Foam Safety Helmet

The scariest part is how many parents actually buy & use these. Let the embarrassment begin.

Potty Training Urinal

For those inevitable times when your son is away from his urinal, see below for another Number One option.

Tinkle tube

How did little boys manage for so many years with only trees for the emergency pee-break? And don’t forget to purchase this together with the next product to protect kids hands from misses or spills.

Potty Mitts

How about teaching kids to wash their hands with soap & water instead of turning them into Melvin Udall from As Good as It Gets?

Time Out Pad

Ideal for parents who forget kids are sitting in time out, as it has an automatic timer feature to remind them when it’s over (can’t say that’s never happened to me!).

The Daddle

If you buy this for your friend, chances are they won’t be your friend for very long.

Love, Chic Baby – Perfume for Baby

Marketed as the “Ultimate in Luxury and Style”. With Madonna & Tori Spelling listed as clients it could be branded the “Ultimate in Wacky & Tacky”!

Here are some other crazy amazon products I’ve found if you are looking for another quick laugh. Check out my top 10 worst lists for other funny articles.

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