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How To Get Revenge On Your Ex Boyfriend

By Oleg Zaycev

You know it: your BF either just breaks-up, out of the blue or he cheats and you caught him, leaving you with a broken heart, angered and lonely. And now you are trying to find a way to get your revenge on Evil Ex Boyfriend. To show him how miserable he is, to laugh at him, to vent off your anger. So here I tell you 7 simple, funny or bizzarre ways how to do it: 1. If he rents a room or a flat, use a hairdryer to blow flour or powder under their door to give everything an awesome white coat. Of course it’s better to do this when he is out somewhere. 2. If you have access to his home, visit him. Then visit WC room and put gelatin down there. In a few days it will get solid and there will be a real mess… 3. If he has a pool, throw unwrapped chocolate bars and toilet paper there… 4. Place a singles ad with your ex’s phone number in newspapers and websites. Looks too simple? Hold on. Write something like “I am gay, very pretty one, I prefer to be passive, I am funny” etc… 5. If you still live together or you have access to his home then woe is he. I am serious. Scrub the toilet with his toothbrush, pee in his shoes, spit on his food…only your imagination can stop you here! 6. Does he have a car? Probably yes. Then decorate it with a bumper stickers that declare “Small penis onboard.” 7. Become really, really, really hot. Best way. I am serious. And in case you decided to try to get your ex back I share a decent remarkable article – http://hubpages.com/hub/Does-your-ex-boyfriend-still-love-you-Read-and-find-out-the-ways-of-getting-your-ex-boyfriend-back

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Zaycev, Oleg "How To Get Revenge On Your Ex Boyfriend." How To Get Revenge On Your Ex Boyfriend. 7 Jul. 2010. uberarticles.com. 24 Dec 2014 <http://uberarticles.com/miscellaneous/how-to-get-revenge-on-your-ex-boyfriend/>.

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