How Fezzik Could’ve Used Web Marketing to Escape His Life of Crime

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The cheerily large Fezzik from The Princess Bride, charmingly portrayed by the late Andre the Giant, didn’t want to be in a criminal gang. All he wanted to do was rhyme whenever someone spoke. If he had been able to use a computer, and use some web marketing with the help of an online marketing firm, he wouldn’t have had to kidnap the Princess Buttercup and begin a war.

Fezzik’s dream was really to rap. Every time someone would speak,, Fezzik would say something back that rhymed. The issue was, every time Fezzik would rhyme, Vizzini would put him down. This led to a notable lack of confidence on Fezzik’s part, surprising for such a large man.

Web marketing could have preserved Fezzik’s dream. An astute online marketing firm could have built Fezzik a Facebook page, so he could get some fans, all who would love him, and not hurt him. Fezzik could also get a Twitter account, and using both Facebook and Twitter, have his fans post words for him to rhyme back at them. The confidence building would be amazing!

Perhaps the best thing that an online marketing firm could do for Fezzik would be to submit him to YouTube. This way, Fezzik could make videos of himself rhyming and share them. If cute kittens and puppies can accumulate millions of viewers, surely there is an audience for a sweet rhyming giant? More than one career has been jump-started by YouTube. And at least Fezzik has skill, unlike other former YouTube performers.

Web marketing employs a whole host of different tactics to promote their clients. Various platforms like Facebook, Twitter, and YouTube can be used to showcase a client’s products and services. In the case of Fezzik, the lovable giant from the Princess Bride, he could have used web marketing not just to help him advance his new career, but to save himself from a life of (unsuccessful) crime.

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